Alone

Don't you hate it when your humans leaves you alone for the day.

I mean I get SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bored. Sometimes I do wacky stuff like get into my human's underwear. Or maybe the trashcan, that's always fun. Maybe even chew up socks? I mean what do you do? My favorite thing to do when they're gone is chewing up magic paper. It's cut in small squares and in the bathroom. Its easily located behind the toilet or on the wall. Whenever I do chew them up it looks like an amazing, wonderful, and beautiful white wonderland. My humans say that I'm thinking of snow but snow is cold and I don't like it. This stuff is fluffy and not cold and I do like it. Other dogs may chew up the square things on the couch, or maybe even the couch itself. I'm not like other dogs, I'll make a mess just for you to clean up when I had the best time. Sometimes I'll chew up those things that go on humans' feet. Sometimes I'll chew pants.

But the pest part of my day is when I get to nap...

-Destinee 🐾